DAWHOLE
A way to say the whole, uk :3
A way to say the whole, uk :3
Shoutout to math for normalizing a person buying 6767 instant noodles at 3 AM..
Financial freedom = free from having any actual money 🧐
TeChNoLoGiA
To live is to die, huh
Da place i practice yapping :D
Connecting dots that aren't even on the same page.
OMG!!! This really paid!!
Inside ur head 💀
Trùm cuối của mọi thể loại game show Discord, đối thủ sừng sỏ của Google Translate:
--> Chuyên gia chơi nối chữ, vua Tiếng Việt, từ điển sống (idk).
--> Độ tin cậy: 50/50 (Hôm nào vui thì chạy, hôm nào server off thì cook).
--> Phương châm sống: Làm ít, chơi nhiều, crash bất ngờ, bảo trì không báo trước.
Started with great enthusiasm. Its current location is unknown.
Bookmark indefinitely stuck at Chapter 2: "Overcoming Procrastination." While unread, it emits an aura of Pretentious Wisdom.
A digital list of 67 items it impulsively added during a late-night dopamine rush but forgot or don't have enough money to check em out t-t
When a topic sparks sufficient interest, it gains +90% curiosity, +30% focus in a period of time.
After every 2 hours of being debuffed by Extreme Stress or Burnout, it falls into Carefree state, clearing the debuff for the next 4-6 hours while gaining +40% Adaptability and +20% Cognition.
When not afflicted with the Commitment Debt debuff, the character transforms into a Fake Savior, boosting trust from others by 100% and productivity by 200%, while also having 40% chance to incite rage in at least two people. At higher levels, the character can execute a Causal Reversal, nullifying the effects of the rage it previously provoked.
When executing actions without a queue or prior planning, the character triggers the ChAoS debuff, dropping focus by 40% but boosting RNG luck by 50%. At higher levels, turning in tasks in this state has a 15% chance to trigger Blind Cat Catches Dead Mouse," forcing evaluators to accept flawed work with absolute praise.
When not affected by the Bankruptcy debuff, it has 15% chance of dumping all capital into a risky venture to trigger Ultimate Luck, boosting rare event chances by 45% and reducing all skill cooldowns by 20% per tier. At higher levels, surviving 7 days of bankruptcy executes Winner Takes All, granting a 6.7x financial return and maxing out Cognition and Drive for 30 days.
When one is deeply venting or panicking, it interrupts with Clueless Cheerfulness, instantly trigger a Complete Helplessness debuff that freezes the enemy's Cognition and actions due to sheer disbelief in 3 days. There is also 10% chance that the character's profound ignorance of the gravity of the situation executes Clueless Protection, completely immunizing it against the enemy's negative aura and let that one do the work themselves.
When a conversation or conflict becomes too serious, the character hits them with a Clueless Topic Switch or leaves mid-sentence to chase a shiny object, inflicting an Existential Defeat debuff on enemies. And at the same time this bizarre lack of awareness triggers Clueless Dominance, making the enemies feel so utterly defeated by the character's emotional detachment that they lose the will to argue or hold the character accountable in a period of time.
Suddenly disappears in a chat.
When asked a direct or serious question, the character's cognitive processing lags, leaving them staring blankly with "error 404" for 10 seconds.
Each attempt to fix a bad habit introduces 3 new unexpected lifestyle glitches.
Currently pretending to have life under control by drinking an expensive iced coffee and nodding at emails, while the internal systems are completely red-lining. This status grants a 50% Aura of Competence but has a 15% hourly chance to trigger an instant Bounceout :v
Avoiding a massive, urgent task by becoming intensely productive at completely useless activities.
Have been entering a state of Infinite Potential, where the character plans to start a business, learn 3 languages, and fix their entire life at 3:00 AM every day.